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by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:57 am

You're probably wondering who the heck I am...(or maybe you're not) but I've decided to post a few stories about me.

[color=red]Tales from the office[/color]

Me and my friend do office duty during lunch at my school. My first day: I was sitting on my chair TRYING not to be scary (strangely it wasn't working) and the phone rang. I jumped up to answer it. And in the process fell over and landed on my friend. Anyways, I picked up the phone and was like, "Hello, what do you want?" The secretary who was helping us, started pounding her head onto her hand. I hung up once I was done and asked her, "what did i do wrong?"
Aparently, I was supposed to say" Hello this is a (school's name) student speaking. How may I help you?" So I royally embaressed myself and made a fool of the school.
Great first day on the job...
(More to follow)

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Meredith_Kenobi on Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:59 pm

Don't mess with my goat.

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:49 am

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:33 am

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Dihan on Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:26 pm

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:35 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:22 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Greystar on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:03 pm

Margarate? It's God. Please shut up.




Yep. 'Cause I don't.

What's on my mind:
~AW? No, no, it's AHHHH.
~Meh Blue Light.
~Money be fickle
~Education
~I really want to live in NYC
~possums...........................................................?

by joejoel on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:03 pm

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:11 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Greystar on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:18 pm

Margarate? It's God. Please shut up.




Yep. 'Cause I don't.

What's on my mind:
~AW? No, no, it's AHHHH.
~Meh Blue Light.
~Money be fickle
~Education
~I really want to live in NYC
~possums...........................................................?

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:20 pm

Agreed.
*puts out signs*

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by GiPsyGrL121 on Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:47 am

but cool is outrated. so now its kewl. love that. your making me feel so much better about my life. thanks.

One tequila

Two tequila

Three tequila

Floor.

http://s8.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=120728 << A new world awaits you. One with creatures of the night. Will you kill or be killed?

"God made men before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft."
~me..heh

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:02 am

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by tatomaster on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:09 pm

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:34 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by GiPsyGrL121 on Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:10 pm

You have a very entertaining life...truly.

One tequila

Two tequila

Three tequila

Floor.

http://s8.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=120728 << A new world awaits you. One with creatures of the night. Will you kill or be killed?

"God made men before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft."
~me..heh

by STolEn254 on Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:50 pm

that sounds like someone i know...... *devious grin*

Vive le vent d'hier

http://www.suddentwilight.webs.com
^ go there. -N-

Hmm..... *sniffs* Smells like nostalgia.




< I'll have nightmares for as long as I live.

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:00 pm

A few pathetic moments.

Me: DAMN YOU LOCKER! CLOSE! please?
My friend: Umm...let me try.
(Shoves whole body face first into killer locker)
(I stare at friend)
Me: Why are you raping my locker?
^ ^ ^ ^
LOVE YOU JULIA!

____________________________________________

Me: Vroom! Vroom! Yay for toy buses!
My friend: Emma, that's your pencil case.
Me: Yeah, so?
________________________________

My friend: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
(jumps on me)
(LONG pause)
Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Random person: Delayed reaction time much?
_________________________________________

Yeah my name is Emma. I TOLD YOU MY NAME!
Common enough so I figure you won't be able to stalk me. But some of my friends hate me and like calling me by my middle name, Sophia.

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Greystar on Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:31 pm

Margarate? It's God. Please shut up.




Yep. 'Cause I don't.

What's on my mind:
~AW? No, no, it's AHHHH.
~Meh Blue Light.
~Money be fickle
~Education
~I really want to live in NYC
~possums...........................................................?

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:41 pm

My pencil case has been everything from a bus to my drugs.

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by GiPsyGrL121 on Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:04 pm

ROFL OMG i love it![smilie=a_happyme.gif]



Emma and Sophia? ha

jk those are kewl names.

One tequila

Two tequila

Three tequila

Floor.

http://s8.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=120728 << A new world awaits you. One with creatures of the night. Will you kill or be killed?

"God made men before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft."
~me..heh

by Meredith_Kenobi on Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:09 pm

Veralidaine Sarrasri wrote:Why? Because I screw up so much? Anywho, glad to entertain.
Here's a convesation between me and my friend:
(I'll call me Sam and her Danielle, which is nowhere close to our real names)
D.: SAM!
S.: DANIELLE!
D.: Stupid!
S.: Oh yeah? Stupid AND ugly!
D.: Stupid, ugly, and overweight!
S.: Stupid, ugly, overweight AND umm...
D: Hi Sam how's it going?
S. :Fine. How about you?
D.: Great.
(We hug and walk into the school)

^ ^ ^
WE DO THIS EVERY DAY!

my sisters and I do that!!! XD well, two of my sisters. my older sister gets insulted.

Don't mess with my goat.

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:10 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:14 pm

To M.K.-I thought me and my friend were just really random jerks. At least that's what my friends say

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by GiPsyGrL121 on Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:14 pm

One tequila

Two tequila

Three tequila

Floor.

http://s8.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=120728 << A new world awaits you. One with creatures of the night. Will you kill or be killed?

"God made men before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft."
~me..heh

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:16 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by GiPsyGrL121 on Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:41 pm

One tequila

Two tequila

Three tequila

Floor.

http://s8.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=120728 << A new world awaits you. One with creatures of the night. Will you kill or be killed?

"God made men before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft."
~me..heh

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:32 am

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:59 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:46 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Meredith_Kenobi on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:51 pm

Don't mess with my goat.

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:59 am

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'

by Veralidaine Sarrasri on Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:12 pm

"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."

"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"

"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should”

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.'